sometimes you just need to lay on the floor

• Me: *sees book store* *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
• Friend: no.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

“We said she couldn’t have more bacon.”

Submitted by: Lisa F.

Location:  New Jersey, USA

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gentlemanbones:

I fucking hate game night with the engineering graduates

Confession: I get lady boners when novels have appendices.

Type these words into the search bar on your iTunes and list the first song that appears in the results.

happy: Happy Today - The WoWz
love: Bring Me Your Love - City & Colour
hate: Day Old Hate - City & Colour
light: Green Light - Green Light
dark: The Dark Side of The Moon - Pink Floyd
good: Goodbye Yellow Brick Road - Elton John
bad: The Bad Thing - Arctic Monkeys
smile: Smile - Lily Allen
cry: Cry Me A River - Michael Bublé
girl: Girl - The Beatles
boy: The Boy Who Never - Landon Pigg
sad: Sad Songs (Say So Much) - Elton John
lost: Lost - Michael Giacchino (The Final Season Soundtrack)
night: Dark Was The Night - Kronos Quartet
day:  Can’t Help Falling In Love (Live at Daytrotter) - Ingrid Michaelson
wolf: The Violet Hour - Sea Wolf
robot: No results
dance: Dance Anthem of the 80’s - Regina Spektor
time: Every Time You Go - Ellie Goulding
life: Circle of Life - John Bayless (Bach Improvisations On Themes by Elton John)
death: Death And All His Friends - Coldplay