captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

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shadowssynysterandvengeance:

princess-fuck:

the-girl-who-laughed:

Canadians.

I thought this was exaggerating until I wore a t-shirt outside today and realized it was -23.

i live in south europe and today was -2 and couldn’t get to my home because of how cold it was.i thought i was dying.and there wasn’t even any snow or rain or wind or anything

Being from America, this post is really confusing.

I just remembered that you guys use Celsius

I was thinking this was Fahrenheit and I was like dang canadians are hardcore 

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Toronto, you are looking insane. Pretty, coated in ice, but insane.

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sapphiresnake4133:

Because Canada.

Source: http://www.cheapflights.ca/travel/50-insane-facts-about-canada/

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fuckyeahtoronto:

slender moonSometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it

therapsids: you better not be fucking with me canada is this for real

lottery: it is all too real

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English to English: Canada Day edition

english2english:

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- Ruth Spencer:

Today, the second largest country in the world, also known as America’s Hat and the UK’s commonwealth cousin, turns 146 years old.

Canada shares so much with Brits (the Queen, universal healthcare, the spelling of “colour”) and Americans (the longest international border in the world, Howie Mandel) – that its own identity is often overlooked or misunderstood.

And so ladies and gentlemen, as the resident Canadian at the GuardianUS presiding over this Tumblr on Canada Day 2013, allow me to enlighten you…

Presenting: a glossary of Canadian terms

(and a few facts for good measure)

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WAIT. Are you telling me that ‘Mickey’ as in “Grab me a mickey of vodka” is just a Canadian thing? I knew about two-four being fully Canadian, but mickey, too? MICKEY?

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eeternalpizzapartyy:

infinitenap:

SORRY

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there has never been a more relevant comic
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toorataloora-aye:

chellilo:

therationaladdiction:

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cassieisclose:

so I did a thing

:”) so proud of my country

WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GET A TIMBIT INSIDE A DONUT

even though I’m so sick of timmies right now, this post is pretty boss

Fuk timmies. S’all about Second Cup and dat real Canadian coffee muddafuckas ! 

^get outta here with your Second Cup shit, do you serve The Priestly? Didn’t think so.

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Today, I saw a lady cross the street, put her skis down once she got to the sidewalk, and then proceed to cross-country ski her way down the streets of downtown Toronto.

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I’m out in a t-shirt, jeans, and flip-flops. In December. Do I really live in Canada?

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